I HAVE NEVER DEADPANNED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
I WAS YAPPING ABOUT THE FACT I HAD A HARD BUT GOOD DAY AT WORK like “my ankles are in agony and I haven’t properly eaten today and I did not get a break and my chronophobia be going OFF and I am very head empty” and this child pops in like “at least ur mouth isn’t bleeding from overconsumption of warheads!” LIKE BE SO FOR REAL I WISH WARHEADS WERE MY BIGGEST PROBLEM RN GOD DAMN these kids now are WILD
I SPENT. OVER A QUARTER OF MY DAY. STANDING. DO NOT TRY AND ONE-UP ME ON MY OWN GODDDAMN POST, WE ARE NOT FRIENDS I DO NOT KNOW YOU
(This was NOT on CS btw lmao)
I tried to make a post earlier but it was hardly in English and,, isn’t here?. Tldr; I haven’t got anything done in hours cuz I relaxed too hard, took a nap, and lucid dreamed for a good couple hours, literally refusing to wake up bc god damn is that shit hard to do, especially in the middle of the day.
Now that I think ab it, I may not have actually been awake trying to make that post (when you lucid dream, you have false wake-ups, and I know i had one or two.) it might have been during one of those, which would explain why it was hardly legible.