Resident_Kaveh_Kinnie   

I HAVE NEVER DEADPANNED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
I WAS YAPPING ABOUT THE FACT I HAD A HARD BUT GOOD DAY AT WORK like “my ankles are in agony and I haven’t properly eaten today and I did not get a break and my chronophobia be going OFF and I am very head empty” and this child pops in like “at least ur mouth isn’t bleeding from overconsumption of warheads!” LIKE BE SO FOR REAL I WISH WARHEADS WERE MY BIGGEST PROBLEM RN GOD DAMN these kids now are WILD
I SPENT. OVER A QUARTER OF MY DAY. STANDING. DO NOT TRY AND ONE-UP ME ON MY OWN GODDDAMN POST, WE ARE NOT FRIENDS I DO NOT KNOW YOU
(This was NOT on CS btw lmao)