Random IQG-styled FMB '85 FNaF quote #1:
the band is tied and blindfolded to haul them in a truck
Freddy Fazbear: Hey, don't you dare!
Foxy Fitzpatrick: There's nothing we can do, me lads.
Benjamin Bon-Bunny: What do you mean?
in the truck
Freddy Fazbear: Hey, why are we in a truck? Let me out!
Benjamin Bon-Bunny: Calm down, Freddy Fazbear. We're just being shipped elsewhere.
Bonnie the Bunny: Where to?
Ferdinand Fredbear: We don't know, we're blindfolded!
Chica the Chicken: already dreaming about a land of pizza
Foxy Fitzpatrick: Maybe I can use me hook, then we can see! A yarr for freedom!
the band yarrs like Foxy Fitzpatrick
Foxy Fitzpatrick: Hold on, gotta poke this wrap...
Ferdinand Fredbear: Be quick, okay?
Foxy Fitzpatrick: accidentally pokes his eye Yarrrr! That be painful!
Random incorrect FMB '85 FNaF quote:
The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.
Bonnie the Bunny: Get two more chairs!
Chica the Chicken: They can get their own chairs.
Freddy Fazbear: Make them fight for it.
Ferdinand Fredbear: You only need one chair to beat them all with.
Foxy Fitzpatrick: I would never be near children.
Benjamin Bon-Bunny: Kill two.
(Makes sense that Benjamin (aka Springbonnie) would kill two, duh. He was worn by a serial killer.)
Edited:
The band is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.
Bonnie the Bunny: Get two more chairs!
Chica the Chicken: Let them give me pizza just because I felt like it, then I can get those two chairs.
Freddy Fazbear: Make them fight for it.
Ferdinand Fredbear: Bite one child, and then take one chair.
Benjamin Bon-Bunny: What?
Freddy Fazbear: Y'know, it makes sense in context.
Foxy Fitzpatrick: Yarrr, I would never be near children. They are not cannon stock.
Freddy Fazbear: Excuse me, Foxy Fitzpatrick?
Benjamin Bon-Bunny: Kill two.
The band glances at Benjamin Bon-Bunny.
Benjamin Bon-Bunny: A serial killer wore me.
Chica the Chicken: But why? They can't just take your suit off!
Ferdinand Fredbear: Hold. He's a springlock.