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Random incorrect FMB '85 FNaF quote:

The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.
Bonnie the Bunny: Get two more chairs!
Chica the Chicken: They can get their own chairs.
Freddy Fazbear: Make them fight for it.
Ferdinand Fredbear: You only need one chair to beat them all with.
Foxy Fitzpatrick: I would never be near children.
Benjamin Bon-Bunny: Kill two.

(Makes sense that Benjamin (aka Springbonnie) would kill two, duh. He was worn by a serial killer.)

Edited:

The band is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.
Bonnie the Bunny: Get two more chairs!
Chica the Chicken: Let them give me pizza just because I felt like it, then I can get those two chairs.
Freddy Fazbear: Make them fight for it.
Ferdinand Fredbear: Bite one child, and then take one chair.
Benjamin Bon-Bunny: What?
Freddy Fazbear: Y'know, it makes sense in context.
Foxy Fitzpatrick: Yarrr, I would never be near children. They are not cannon stock.
Freddy Fazbear: Excuse me, Foxy Fitzpatrick?
Benjamin Bon-Bunny: Kill two.
The band glances at Benjamin Bon-Bunny.
Benjamin Bon-Bunny: A serial killer wore me.
Chica the Chicken: But why? They can't just take your suit off!
Ferdinand Fredbear: Hold. He's a springlock.