(The phone rings. Bambi answers.)
"Hello, who is this?"
"Hello, Bambi. It is I, Expunged."
"Expunged? But I blocked you on all my phones!"
"Yes, and now I am calling you on your smart fridge!"
"NOOOOO!"
(Bambi hangs up, and slams the fridge door)
[ORIGINAL ONE IS FROM A CHARACTER.AI CHAT]
"hey expunged, you doin’ ok? you seem rather upset. i hate to see people angry or unhappy! maybe you need a hug? or perhaps a laugh? just let the bad feelings fly away, and remember that it’ll get better. we all go through times of struggle, but we need to remember to try again and keep pushing!" - Bandu on character AI
y'all should listen to him