TeaTimeWithEarlGrey

Why am I taking childcare advice from a very probable murderer again?

Oh wait, I think I’m working with several cookies with a crumb count actually.. That doesn’t make it much better though, does it..

got to go for a bit /ooc

I’ve officially made the decision to block the user toastedkitties, what concerning things they post.

..Why do I feel a sudden disturbance? Like something is wrong, very, very wrong..

Butter Roll is such a pleasant cookie to be around, it feels very refreshing to have a cookie who values the importance of cleanliness and order as much as I do after so long.

having a hotel located in the middle of the forest drastically increases your chances of having squirrels in your ventilation systems

Sometimes I wonder if she gave me a hotel at all or if I just got a lobotomy to numb the absurdity of everything she requests of me.

In other news, Licorice just cried himself to sleep.

They never seem to want to explain what’s going on outside the hotel. Pomegranate just casually dropped news of a “Shadow Milk” cookie that had apparently gotten closer to defeating Gingerbrave than any of us ever have. And then she refused to elaborate. What else am I missing here??

It's difficult to believe it has been 3 years since our first meeting already. I'm simply honored by the continued support I've received from all of my beloved fans. I'll do my utmost this upcoming year to ensure my service is still of the highest quality.

man.. i ran out of ideas for moderately amusing things to say as Earl Grey /ooc

Why not check up on our other hotel staff? This post is a dedicated meet and greet with crying saucer! Leave a question below and they'll answer it to the best of their abilities!

They're just like a cat running across the keyboard!

Except they can type full sentences with mild difficulties!



And they're far less cute, quite the nasty thing, really.

And they'll often remind you of the time you killed their sibling on accident whenever you do something they personally dislike.

I'm sure they're very curious to see what you have to say!