Rules:
1. You must include one full story into a comic. Splitting into comics isn't allowed, so make sure you do a custom story
2. No NSFW. They don't do NSFW on TV, so don't do it here either!
3. You can't include anyone other than Tom and Ben reading the stories. Subjects of stories can appear as an easter egg, but only for their specific story.
With the rules out of the way, YOU MAKE THE NEWS!