Super_Mario

I just killed a plant and it turned into paint wtf

Still thinking abut how Luigi missed the flight because he was out gambling lamo

Dude they finally gave me my phone back and now they want me to clean their ENTIRE island because of something I didn't even do.

I'm being put on trial and they won't even give me a lawyer.

Dude wtf I got arrested as soon as I landed

Just got on a plane and I'm headed to a tropical island rn

Golly I want a slice of Peach's cake so bad RN

Guys! No saying cuss words! It is violent and inappropriate.

I hate going outside and seeing all these damn koopas.

Mario