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MY PHONE... AAAAH. Chungy treated us to milkshakes, but no amount of dessert will ever fill the void in my poor little heart that the OCEAN left. I NEED to save up enough cash from my "not-defunct" business to get another one! See you dorks later! I'm heading back to work!!
HEY, I'M POSTING A COMIC IN AN HOUR. YOU BETTER BE THERE!!!
It's the 19th ALREADY!!??? SHIT.
You know, I started a 1 month free trial of spooky powers from some other ghost cookie. Turns out we have a lot in common! I never actually USED these powers until today, the last day of my spooky membership. Brb, gonna go spook two meatheads. I'll update you on the 19th.
QUICKLY, what's the best scary or potentially LIFE THREATENING pranks to pull on someone? I tried the 'spider-on-a-string' technique on Chungy, but it didn't work.
Longan Dragon Cookie refused an invite to my office. How do you break into a dragon's lair? You think they have a backdoor for the pizza gal?