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ITS LITERALLY 40 DEGREES (celsius) OUTSIDE WHATNDBDJDKSKS 😭😭😭💀

if you play skibidi toilet at full blast at exactly 4:20 am and yell amogus sigma rizzler 69 times a mysterious shadowy figure called your mother will arrive and beat you up and you will wake up at either "the orphanage" or "the pearly gates" depending on how much your mother beats you

I caught a long locust!
Or, as I call it, a looooocust.

"what are these things?" you sit and ponder
BRACE YOURSELVES! they're called...
CATS

You hear very aggressive meowing and cat sounds around you as you are surrounded by over 1000 of them.

We making it into the desert with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🏜️🏜️🏜️🏜️

👹👹👹GROWL GROWL HISS BARK GROWL BARK HISS👹👹👹
oh what am I doing you may ask? 🤔 I am just protecting 🧱 my territory from the 🐱CAT CLAN🗑️ using my ALPHA WOLF POWERS ✨✨🐺🐺 oh also my eyes CHANGE COLOR 🌈 with my mood! they turn YELLOW🟡🟡🟡🟡 when I'm REALLY REALLY HAPPY😁 they turn RED♦️♦️♦️♦️ when I'm EXTRA MAD GRRR😡 they turn BLUE🟦🟦🟦🟦 when I'm DEPRESSED SAD EMO😭 and they turn GREEN💚💚💚💚 when im on the HUNT🐺🐺✨✨✨🐺🐺✨🐺✨✨ what's that? YOU DONT CARE??? MY EYES TURN RED AND MY TEETH SHARPEN pounces and bites you

(this whole thing is a /jjjj)

i sometimes think of those softbody ragdolls from the gmod videos and what it's like to be one. does the flopping around hurt the ragdolls? do they enjoy being thrown into water at 999999999 mph? is it a job for them? are they even conscious creatures?

i don't need sleep i need answers

Did you know?




Vaporeon is a Pokémon that shares physical traits with both aquatic and land animals. Vaporeon's body is light blue with a dark blue marking around its head and a spiky ridge down its spine. It has black eyes and a tiny black nose. There is a white fin encircling its neck and three fins with cream-colored webbing on its head. Two of these fins are on either side of its head, similar to ears; and one is directly on top of its head, resembling a dorsal fin. Vaporeon is a quadruped with three small toes on each foot and dark blue paw pads on the hind feet. Its split tail fin has been mistaken for a mermaid's in the past and is believed to be the origin of mermaid folklore. It can detect moisture with its fins, which vibrate when sensing incoming rain.

Vaporeon is mostly found in urban settings under the ownership of a Trainer. It is rarely seen in the wild, but it prefers clean freshwater lakes and shores. It has developed gills to become better suited to an aquatic lifestyle, and its cell composition's similarity to water allows it to melt into the water. This ability enables Vaporeon to remain camouflaged while swimming, hiding itself from enemies and allowing it to ambush its prey: fish Pokémon.

got you there didn't I :)