Cotton_The_Great

Favorite video game?

Either the Sly Cooper games, or The Escapists 2.

(Cotton)

Pant pant

My greatest crime yet! I stole two items at once!

I've taken both the Mimic Mask, and the Dragon Egg! AHA!

However...I may have some people coming for me now. Namely, I have a whole bunch of Endermen trying to kill me.

BUT I'M STILL AN AMAZING THIEF! THE FASTEST, THE SNEAKIEST, AND THE MOST NOTORIOUS!

(Cotton)

I'm the greatest thief of all time!

I can steal anything from anywhere. Heck, I'd even bet money on that claim!

...Want me to give proof of that?

(Cotton)

You know, I can ask me anything you want!

I can answer most any question about me!

(Cotton)

So...The Storyteller told me to put my name in parentheses at the bottom of any text posts I make.

OK! Done and dusted!

(Cotton)

Hi! The Storyteller has given me life, and I'm going to use it to swindle everyone I see!