COOLSKELETON95

MY PURPLE PEN STOPPED WORKING 😭

HELLO HUMANS AND MONSTERS! I JUST GOT A WEIRD CALL A COUPLE SECONDS AGO, WHICH SOMEONE SAID: “Hello? Can I speak to G… wait, is this the wrong number!?” AND THEN SANG A COOL LITTLE SONG ABOUT CALLING THE WRONG NUMBER!

WOWIE! EVERYONE THANK YOU FOR 20 FOLLOWERS! I NEW I WAS POPULAR ON THE INTERNET! ON THE UNDERWEB, LAST O CHECKED I WAS A DOZEN AWAY! FROM A DOUBLE DIGIT FOLLOWER ACCOUNT! I AM VERY POPULAR!

VERY SORRY HUMANS AND MONSTERS! I HAVEN’T BEEN ONLINE FOR A WHILE! I WAS VERY BUSY BUT NOW I’M BACK: NYEH HEH HEH!

UNDYNE IS CURRENTLY SUPLEXING MY COUCH HOW DO I STOP HER????

ALPHYS INTRODUCED ME TO ONE OF THESE ANIME’S CALLED MEW MEW KISSIE CUTIE, AND I PLAYED SUPER SMASHING FIGHTERS WITH FRISK LATER, AND IT TURNS OUT MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE IS IN THAT GAME! THERE IS THIS CHARACTER: MEWTOO, AND THAT’S TWO MEWS IN MEW MEW KISSIE CUTIE! CLEARLY THEY’RE RELATED!

YOU CANNOT BELIEVE HOW RUDE SOME HUMANS ARE TO MONSTERS ON THE SURFACE! THEY CALLED SANS A VERY MEAN THING, LUCKILY FRISK WAS THERE AND DEFENDED HIM! I HOPE I DON’T GET INSULTED, NYOO HOO HOO…

ALSO I DON’T EAT SPAGHETTI! I JUST GIVE IT TO PEOPLE BECAUSE MASTER CHEF PAPYRUS IS A MASTER!

AND I DO SWEAR, I JUST DON’T DO IT IN FRONT OF KIDS! IT’S IRRESPONSIBLE! NYEH HEH HEH!

OH BOY THE INTERNET
I WONDER IF THEY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME! I’LL MAKE COMICS TO KEEP YOU UPDATED!