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Bowser: laughs evily
Mario: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?
Luigi: "I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
Mario: "Luigi! Look! picks up note found on gate It's from Bowser. begins reading note
Dear, Pesky Plumbers
The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!
Mario: "We got to find the princess!
Luigi: points at player "And YOU got to help us!
Mario: talking to player "If you need instructions on how to get through the Hotels, please check out the Enclosed Instruction Book.
Mario: Looks kind of peaceful.
Luigi: Looks are deceiving when Koopas are involved.
M: Uh-oh! Ow! Ooh. (Coughs.) Where am I?
M: Hey, Princess!
Princess: Oh!
L: How are we going to find the Princess with the power going out?
M: Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check.
M: Uh-huh. Here's the problem: too many toasters! You know what they say, "All toasters toast toast!"
M: That ought to do it.
P: Oh!
M: Where'd she go? Gee, it—it—it's kind of dark.
L: You bring a light?
M: No.
L: Well, maybe a Koopa will lend us his! If we persuade him.
P: Mario!
M: Get ready to catch her.
L: She's not coming down!
M: She's up there! It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of 'em. Get the hint?
M: Hey, you! Get off of my cloud! It's been one of those days. Come on, Luigi. We ain't afraid of no Koopas.
L: Woah!
M: Hurry!
M: Spooky! Where's the Princess?
L: Over there! Look! Wendy's Hotel.
M: Be careful! When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back.
M: That wasn't so hard. Was it?
P: Boys!
B: (laughs)
L: That's that creepy Bowser's laugh.
M: Look! This is it, Luigi. Remember, where there's smoke...
L: There's fire.
Hoo woww!
That was intense! Woo, I just flew in from the new ruins level and boy are my arms tired!
HAHHh
Thank you, thank you very much baby. Thank you very much.
That was funny stuff, wow, funny stuff. Doc, did you see that?
HI I'm Crash! Crash Bandicoot!
The super marsupial, the wonder from down under, the rocket with a pocket!
You may remember me from my last adventure where I just, oh I dunno, saved the world… You're welcome. And nowwww I have to do it againnnnn.
You're just in time to see my new digs! Crassh 2 is incrrrreeedible! It's bigger, deeper, EVEN WIDER!
It has over 30 levels. It's absolutely and totally different from anything you experienced!
Check out these cool new moves!
WOAHh hah! Good thing I'm not wearing tight pants 'cause they would've ripped for sure haha woo!
I also brought this cool jetpack and this most excellent jetski! Pfff pppppffff pfff
WOO hoohoO HOO! ahh haahh
But what I really want is crystals, lots of crystals, we need those crystals more than ever because…
sniff sniff Hey, do you smell something? sniff (x7) It's not me! sniff sniff I-- sniff I think I smell a rat! sniff... Oh well, must be my imagination.
Hey, speaking of rats, y'know the mad scientist from the last Crash Bandicoot? Dr. Neo Cortex?
Heh, HE'S BAAACK! Hah turns out he's a pretty nice guy.
Went to one of those self help seminars, turned over a new leaf.
He says he's going to help me out this time. Yeahhh, help me out…
Y'know what I told him? Why don't you take a 12-step program of a 10-step pier hahaHA!
Heh, and his motley crew is back as well. His discombobulated buddy Dr. N. Brio and Ripper Roo! Pyew!
Plus, new guys like the Komodo Brothers; Joe and Moe, N. Gin, and how about those fire breathing dudes! Woahhh! Talk about bad breath! They must've eaten a barbeque for lunch.
And check out these beautiful new levels! sniff Aughh YUCK! The sewer level!
Heh, okay, maybe this isn't so beautiful but it sure is cool looking, ey?
This were I do other new moves