WorldBallCS           

World: I love my moon!
Moon: I am slowly Drifting away from you.
World: WHAT?! WHY?!
Moon: I don’t know, I am
World: But what about my tides? THEY NEED YOU!!!
Moon: It’s my choice, It’s gravity’s choice, sorry.
World: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Moon: I move away from you 3.78 centimeters every year.
World: Oh.