Description:
PROMPT:
Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker
F: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
R: ...I did. I broke it.
F: No. No you didn't. I?
I: Don't look at me. Look at N.
N: What?! I didn't break it.
I: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
N: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
I: Suspicious.
N: No, it's not!
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KUnicorn
∙ Shared August 3, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Other half:
D: If it matters, probably not, but S was the last one to use it.
S: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
D: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
S: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, D!
R: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, F.
F: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
D: F... I's been awfully quiet.
I: rEALLY?!
Everyone starts arguing
F, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
F: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
F:
F: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
That was the maximum of the description.
CallyTheC
∙ Shared August 3, 2024 at 11:20 PM
It's based on original. It was popular and becomes meme
KUnicorn
∙ Shared August 3, 2024 at 11:25 PM
yeah it was from an incorrect quote generator