Maddynewacc

There is a snake in my backyard and now I am terrified to death

I’ll wait.

18 NOTIFS!
WTF!

This is too much. I just wanna leave.
I’m tired of my Existence

Cya guys in 3-4 hours!

I feel like crying.

I’m still keeping my birthday profile pic because:
One: I’m getting my presents today
Two: I think it’s cute

When I was chatting with some dumb ways to die parody characters and I told them about Mac and cheese pizza.one of them said exactly the following:” Macaroni on pizza? What is this sorcery?”
LMFAO
And I was like.
“Dude wtf it’s a real thing.

E

Happy birthday to me!
No body likes me!/j

It’s my birthday!