IO                                 

Oh, BTW, I live at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

In Stars And Time in a nutshell:

Sometimes a family is a sarcastic he/they with a knife and trauma, a nun, a trans man who is a living ray of sunshine, a mysterious scientist who is the team mom, a feral goblin child, and an eldritch cosmic entity that only one person actually knows is there.

Gets an add for a text-generation AI

Ad: You deserve a promotion. Here's how to get it using AI.

Me, under my breath: If you use AI to do your work for you, you deserve to have your head on a pike.

PLEASE BOOST!

Additional thoughts I couldn't find space for:

- The line "But the losing of that bloody great whale" in "Greenland Whale Fisheries" somehow reminds me of that one animation Ringo and Nash Skullkin from Great Ace Attorney have where they shake their heads while leaning forwards.

- The music video for "Shawneetown" also has a Bluey toy, a Rainbow Friends toy, and a Quiznos puppet.

...What would happen if Ace Attorney stopped being just a video game? 'Cause, like...the characters are just regular (Well, somewhat...) people. Like...would most of them even really be a problem?

If I was a Glitch Tech, I would be so freaking good at it.

Like...Pokemon? Captured. Octarians? Splatted. Giant moon slowly crashing into the Earth?

...OK, that's a bit less possible.

I mean, if video game stores worked like how they do in Glitch Techs, then maybe I would consider working there.

...OH GOD WHAT IF THEY DO AND THEY JUST USE THAT MEMORY-ERASING TECHNOLOGY ON PEOPLE AND THEY MADE THE CARTOON TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK THAT'S NOT WHAT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING /j

Anyway, gonna make another sea shanty album review today, so stay tuned for that!

So.

My dad seems to want me to start looking into getting a job.

And currently, it seems I have one of two choices.

1. Work at the local video game store

2. Take on writing gigs online

One would require me to learn how to drive in order to go to the place where I'd work, likely wouldn't pay much, would take all the time out of my day, be really boring, and would also be retail.

And the other is just me doing what I was already doing, just with me getting paid for it.

I think you all know what I'm planning on doing.

Listen, British people, I know I just made fun of you, but if it weren't for Great Britain, we wouldn't have the Victorian Era, and then we wouldn't have The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles, so...there's that!

To all British people, I'm sorry.

Evil British Doppelganger IO be like:

'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, my name is OI.