Ask_TimeyKeeper

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I could drink your blood if you let me, baby
Hang from your rafters, patchwork & paisley
I could suck you dry on the rocks with a twist
But just like a vampire, I don't exist
Walkie-talkie static, white noise telepath
Can you read between the Morse code lines?
Dead from the neck up, but living just enough
To beg you, "pretty boy, please, let me die"
Well, I could drink your blood if you let me, baby
Drain you o' your love until you hate me
Mm, I could take your life, if you're done with it, sweetheart
Used to picking at that, only ate the good parts
Hey, whatever works, I'm a cheap date
Falling off the bone, I'm awful-glad we met

I. just realized i accidentally followed someone on this account instead of my main account i
omg im so sorry 😭😭

Alright, let’s see… where’s my egg joke book that I keep around because the jokes are so unfunny that it’s funny?

TIME to troll!!!!!!

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🕰 <—— this is literally me guys

I have risen from the dead

But then I lived

I died

At best, I can be a little annoying, and maybe even a little helpful too. At worst however, I can be an emotionally manipulative bitch :)
I’ve never shown that side on here though.