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I love how they think it's ok to make fun of me when I'm venting!!11!!!

I wanna die!!!!

this took 51 minutes this better have at least 2 actual comments
oh uh boost if you want (although I highly doubt you will.)

God damnit my head hurts.

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UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

there's a demigirl badge but there's no demiboy badge.

What. So lemme get this straight. Why can't we get a gay badge but there is a lesbian badge? Same goes with demiboy. Like bro as a man I feel kinda weirded out by this.

hey could some of you guys just leave Saltzerland the hell alone?just because he’s popular right now here does not mean he fucking deserves death threats and being called slurs in his strawpage.
i don’t care if you’re jealous he’s always on hot or if you hate his art of snakefruit cookie or whatever.if your hatred towards someone gets to the point you just HAVE to send vulgar hate towards him in a strawpage where you know it’ll be anonymous then you’re just fucking pathetic.
salt is one of my friends and i feel bad with the shit he gets from people even if he isn’t phased by it.just leave him the hell alone he isn’t harming anyone with his popularity but he doesn’t deserve some snotty shits telling him to end his life over it.
also if you wanna boost this go ahead.its just so unfair

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Oh so now I'm a fake friend. Okay.