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uh-oh!! s-sorry boss!! i erm.. (gulp) got carried away by eating all of our office papers instead of working!!
i will achieve my full power by going butt booty naked (you can see my asscrack a little)
Wow! Such wacky roommates! (laughtrack) WHAT THE HELL GET YOUR CLOTHES ABCK ON EHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY NOOO
what the hell what were they thinking
erm.. do you think they expected everyone to sympathize with the dragon freak’s desire to stick the horrible hybrid baby in a blender
everyone can grow corn and wheat!! even hit boyband sensation BTS can do it get up and plant some fucking corn
fish kissing underwater!! in the deep blue sea! we almost died but that’s fine because we’re gay ass fish kissing eachother in the deep blue sea!
yeah ill totally prove this bozo innocent because i wanna get famous quic- WHERE DID THE PLANTIFF’S CLOTHES GO?? CHEESEBIIIITCH!!
badum badadadooo!! baddoo dadoo dadoo!! GHOSTS?? AND THEY CAN’T TELL THAT THE GHOST IS GHOST EITHER?? ARE THEY STUPID??
im mister twink death and im going to find a pretty bird with my friends martlet and the vegetable man!
let’s look at the stars together!! ignore that i had a giant ass funko pop head when i was a 12 year old stop making fun of me guys
wow!! christms friends!! (GLASHCRASHH) hey did you guys know the evil children actually had the worst parents ever? merry christm am!