LUCIFER'S TINY HAT!!

Crystal9_9     ∙ Shared February 28, 2024 at 4:07 PM

Haha, looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Hell himself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
(Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate
Thanks, Dad!
Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (Whoa-oh-oh)
Michelin tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!

sorry I had to :}

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BLITZO      ∙ Shared February 28, 2024 at 7:12 PM

WWWWWWWWWWWWW SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Crystal9_9     ∙ Shared February 29, 2024 at 9:58 AM

That's true!
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
I was stuck, thank you sir!
Oh you!
I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond (aw)
You're like the child that I wish that I had
Uh, what?
I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned
Hold on now!
It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad

__KAngel__                         ∙ Shared February 28, 2024 at 8:58 PM

ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE MY PLACE AS CS'S GREATEST DAD...?!/lh

NobodyStraight                       ∙ Shared February 29, 2024 at 7:49 AM

YES I AM.

0Sansey_themouse3                   ∙ Shared February 29, 2024 at 5:43 AM

Lucifer (SMR):

OH, THAT'S ME!

YOU HAD MY NAME!