The_Annoying_Orange    

Say hello to bob
Bob the stickman
Bob was not happy
In fact, he was sad
So bob bought some rope
From the shopkeeper, stan
Bob then walked home,
Still feeling bad
Bob had decided,
"I'd be better off gone"
So he tied the rope
'Round his head
With one short jump,
It didn't take long
On that fateful night
Bob was found dead