__TotallyRosemary__

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Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker
Ruby: So.Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Rosemary: ...I did.I broke it.
Ruby: No.No you didn't. Oliver?
Oliver: Don't look at me. Look at Alice.
Alice: What ? !I didn't break it.
Oliver: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Alice: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Oliver: Suspicious.
Alice: No, it's not!
Zip: If it matters, probably not, but Ax3l was the last one to use it.
Ax3l: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Zip: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Ax3l: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles.Everyone knows that, Zip!
Rosemary: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ruby.
Ruby: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Zip: Ruby...Oliver's been awfully quiet.
Oliver: REALLY?!
Everyone starts arguing
Ruby, being interviewed: I broke it.I burned my hand so I punched it.
Ruby: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Ruby:
Ruby: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.