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GRAHHH IM THE DRAGON AND I'VE RETURNED!! taste my autism powers dragon!! WWWWWWWWRRRRIIIIITE (massive explosion)
another adventure with my friends!! and this time we're going into the sno!! im the evil advisor and youshall not pass (rips face mask off) OSCAR FROM SHARKTALE>>??
eeeheeeheee!! in order to have the best spring party ever my sister will set off this massive nuclear bomb in the middle of the woods!
ah, this guy truly isn;t going to change his mind about giving me the chaos emeralds.. HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOUR FRIEND WENT MISSING AND DIED?? AGHH DON'T STAB ME WHAT THE HELL!!
welcome to modern day america! here you can see our massive problems relating to racism and classism as we wait for that tired twink to finish giving himself god powers.
ooh shit we have the studying done but we just found out that one of our political figures is leading a cult- III AM EVIL WITCH AND I WILL STEAL THE CHAOS EMERALDS!! ah! the evil witch who will steal the chaos emerald!
welcome to ratland! instead of you coming to us, we're bringing the magic to you with this pretty horse!
GYAHAHAHAAAA I'M AN UNDERDESIGNED SIREN AND I WILL DROWN YOU!! don't worry gumball machine! we can defeat her!!
it's hit boy band BTS and this time they're not planting wheat and carrots!! instead of you going to see them they're bringing the magic to you with a hairy wet dog!! and they're going to perform alongside that hairy wet dog! and that hairy wet dog is going to perform alongside his unhairy unwet friends! (don't freak out when i tell you this guys. they're actually the underlings of the evil witch that will steal the chaos emeralds)
great news everyone the white boy is back from the dead. and now this lady is singing to a forest creature. friendship. but with a disappointing absence of santa with a hairy chest. tis only partially the season.