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I WANT WAFFLE FRIES! Td yapping starts now


A dude broke into my house and started looking for money, so I looked with them! Hahaha I'm broke.

“And remember viewers, life goes on.” YEAH AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM!

The internet is a horrible place and I'm here to make it worse.

Alright nicolas if td has 19 souls- why does he have so many souls? MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS NICHOLAS I HAVE MY OWN LIFE.

I'm gonna make you wish that i'd stay gone (insert gun)

No Parker, I'm not useless! My brain can be used as a bad example! No, I will not elaborate. I have no idea what I just said.

You're never fully dressed without a smillllllle! (insert me shooting a gun)

How does an id expire? I'm the same person!

Oh nicholas! I thought of a new game! Its called hide and seek! I hide and you seek professional help.

Oh I have a lot, a hidden talent! Well they must be hidden pretty well if you can't find them!

Hey everyone! You guys should clean your messy room so you're the only trash remaining.

Start from the bottom and then somehow manage to get even lower.

Man, I love these balconies! Hey Elliot, would you like a push? Wait what-

When I was young, I was poor. But after many years of struggle I'm no longer young!

CHEESE IS JUST A LOAF OF MILK.

Parker, you're the reason I smile! Because you're such a joke.

Kids these days screaming in public with no problems, I should be doing that!

Remember to always believe in yourselves! If you don't, I don't know who will cause i won't.

Don't break somebodys heart, they only have one of those… BREAK THEIR BONES THEY HAVE 206 of those bad boys!
If somebody hates you for no reason, give them a reason!

Being happy is like having your fifth birthday, it hasn't happened since I was five!

Nicholas is gonna become stupid rich! Wait, really? Yeah you're already stupid so your halfway their.