licorice_cookie_simp                      

vent. (I am very sane I fucking swear-)


I just went to the bathroom today after grabbing some taco bell.. I had no toilet paper, no wet wipes, nothing. My shit was so fucking painful I felt like I was giving birth. I felt painful, in so MUCH AGONY, I COULDN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER. IT WAS SO PAINFUL IT GOT EVERYWHERE. I WAS SCREAMING WHILE IN A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE.