Choir kid who can't spell Choir
CEO of VampHerbSpresso
Has two dumbass cats
Mah lovely wife: @Scaramoucheeee
Mah Childeren <3
My irl friend/mother:
Al Haitham: in the middle of a three hour meeting, just now realizing he's forgotten his headphones and he's got to listen to ALL THE GOODAMN PROPOSALS
A COUPLE HOURS LATER
Kaveh walks in Alhaitham's office: Sorry, I'm just here to check my founding request, it should be done today, I think? Also I brought your headphones, I think you forg-
Al Haitham overstimulated as shit , almost to the point of tears, snatching the headphones like a crazed man: I could... marry you... right now.
Kaveh looking at his request: Or you could just... I don't know! Approve my GODDAMN FUNDING FOR ONCE!
(post by @/pizzapasta23045 on tumblr)
I ate a plastic spoon again/srs